I've Never....

I've never been drunk
I've never smoked pot
I've never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I've never kissed a member of the same sex (hey, i had to. auditions un eh)
I've never crashed a friend's car
I've never been to japan
I've never been to europe
I've never ridden in a taxi
I've never been in love
I've never been dumped
I've never shoplifted (haha. now you know)
I've never been in a fight
I've never had a threesome
I've never snuck out of my house
I've never pissed on myself (everybody once was a kid ya know.)
I've never been arrested
I've never made out with a stranger (t'was a dare. at least i knew his name)
I've never been on a blind date
I've never lied to a friend
I've never had a crush on a teacher
I've never skipped school (just classes)
I've never thrown up in public
I've never purposely set a part of myself on fire
I've never eaten sushi
I've never been happy with myself
I've never met a movie star
I've never cheated in any test/exams
I've never confessed my feelings for anyone before
I've never run away from home
I've never been on a stage
I've never had my heart broken
I've never been on the dean's list
I've never colored, permed, hot oiled, salon treated my hair.
I've never killed anyone.
I've never bungee jumped/rock climbed.
I've never completed reading the Bible.
I've never attempted to kill myself.
I've never dreamed to become the President of the philippines, or any government official.
I've never seen a real kangaroo.
I've never written a [published] book.
I've never completed watching Meteor Garden.
I've never saved anyone's life. ... literally?
I've never saved money above P1000.
I've never imagined my wedding day.